What’s in a Wedgie?
Every now and again, someone on social media will pose a question along the lines of “what’s your favorite non-sexual turn-on?”. My answer never changes: “wedgies!”. Of course, this often leads to more questions and emojis that indicate CTFU. However, when I elaborate and help them visualize, they almost always come to understand this obsession.
There are literally hundreds of kinks in The Fetish Dictionary, and poor little wedgies rarely see any of the spotlight. That makes sense, I guess. It’s such a subtle, almost unnoticeable thing; one that really does fit cozily in that non-sexual category. Well, until some deviant like me comes along and gives it all sorts of perverted connotations.
So what makes the wedgie such a visual feast? Hold on to your knickers while I break it down.
Me, I have this ‘thing’ for the simple visual depiction of a wedgie. Could be in panties. Could be in shorts. Or yoga pants. When that ass is truly famished, you might catch it in a sundress. This look is common on girls who like to dress slutty for attention and sport what I call the manufactured wedgie. Skanky swallywags, me Grandpappy would call ’em. Any way, they hike their shorts as far as up their butt as physically possible, and commence to trolling.
Don’t get me wrong, that shit is typically hot, but I personally favor the natural wedgie. This is where the material has a mind of its own and rides up no matter how many times she adjusts. On a girl with a nice ass, it’s like the tastiest eye candy. At the same time, a persistent wedgie can even present the illusion of a serviceable booty on a woman who’s not really working with a lot back there. Shit gets deep!
Some people get off on the forced wedgie trend. You know, where your friends molest you with your own underwear. Guess that was a big thing in school. Probably in the ritziest of suburbs, because I’ve never witnessed this sort of fuckery. His or her own to each, but that shit is just weird to me. I like my ass organic and when it shifts into vortex mode, I prefer it to feast naturally on the helpless material in its path. Giggity.
Contel Bradford is a mystical and complex individual. You can attempt to unravel some of the mystery by visiting his author site at countkrewpublications.com.
