Fetish-as-a-Service (erotica excerpt)
So you’re out of town on your little business trip. Get settled in the hotel room and decide it’s time to do the damn thang. You whip out your cell phone, head on over to our website FaaS rocks, which is 100% mobile friendly, flip through the Welcome page and right away you’ll see all the different categories on the next screen. These are the fetishes we service. So let’s say we’re in the mood for … hmmmm … “Foot Play” … Tap that, and now you see all the different options available for that fetish.
“So how do I order room service?”
Hold up … I’m getting to that. The very first option you get to choose from is Physical or Virtual. FYI, virtual fetishes come in on-demand videos, or webcam sessions. Some of those are live depending on the category and whether or not a performer is available. But we want room service so we put a check by Physical.
Now it’s important to know that Virtual Services give you more customization options.
“Wait. What?”
Okay, look. The virtual environment is obviously limited. It’s all digital and visual. We want to make your virtual experience with us as limitless as possible. So you can pick from shit like Foot Smelling and Torture, Foot Jobs, or Foot Humiliation and Torture, and then explore even more content in those categories.
“Damn.”
LOL. Right.
Face to face sessions are pretty flexible too. We try to promote the intimate aspect. Putting your faith in the hands of the chosen specialist and trusting they’re gonna give you a good time. Adds a spontaneous element that has you feeling like anything can happen. So below we just have these extras you can add-on to your service. BJ’s. Handjobs. Facesitting. Tickling. Shit like that. We’re still working on the pairing for upselling shit like this. Honestly, it’s all a work in progress. But it’s a boom cha cha chingin’ work in progress.
Speaking of money, after we make our selections, tap Finalize Order. On the next screen you choose a location. This is crucial for our real-world services. Right now we have service providers in over 100 cities in 41 states. We serve all the major Metropolitan areas, but travel is ultimately at the discretion of our providers, so it’s difficult to specify an accurate figure on that.
Our GPS tracker will detect whether or not we service your area, but that can be entered manually as well. If you’re a regular, your payment info is already saved into your account, so tap Pay Now and we’re good to go.
“Sweet. Now what?”
Go to your text or email to confirm everything. In the confirmation we let you know that we’ll have your appointment fully booked within an hour. This is all coordinated with follow-ups between the office, provider, and customer. We actually try to have a provider at your door in two hours of ordering, but things happen, so a little planning and patience goes a long way.
The final step in the confirmation process is a notification letting you know what provider to expect, where, and at what time. From there, you sit back and fantasize about the fantasies we’re about to make true.
An excerpt from The Fetish Dictionary: Kinks A thru G, now available wherever ebooks are sold.
Contel Bradford is a mystical and complex individual. You can attempt to unravel some of the mystery by visiting his author site at countkrewpublications.com.
